In the core storyline, A group of miscreants break into a house after being hired to steal one videotape. We have no sympathy for these people- between their abusive treatment of women and their grating stupidity, we're actually rooting against them. When they break in, they find a stack of V/H/S home movies... and a corpse. Unfazed by the body of an old man resting in an armchair, they begin to view the videotapes. Each one is a supposedly real horror short.
The first short in the anthology is by far the worst. A trio of horny and misogynistic friends set out to video tape one of the men's sexual experience. The situation soon becomes rapey, as one girl is passed out drunk and another is an apparently addled femme fatale who is not what she seems. The acting in this short is pretty poor and the dialogue is worse.
Is it really necessary to drop the F bomb in every sentence? I mean, I love my expletives as much anybody else, but throwing it around willy-nilly makes you sound like a 13-year-old trying to be 'edgy.' The boys are disgusting pieces of work, but watching their well-deserved demise, satisfying as it might be, is not enough to save this terrible short.
The majority of these shorts are wretchedly bad to pretty mediocre, with the exception of one. Here's a wonder- Ti West, who made one of the worst shorts in the similarly themed horror anthology "The ABC's of Death", also directs the segment that saves this movie from being a total disaster. "Second Honeymoon," starring Joe Swanberg and Sopie Takal, is a surprising and competently acted short that kept me guessing throughout.
The short with the aliens had potential, but just left too many unanswered questions for my liking. The others were utter crap. The shaky cam gave me a headache and a stomachache. The dialogue was a string of childish obscenities. There was no depth to the characters. I have not seen a movie in a long time with a cast of characters I liked less. This movie is so, so bad. Avoid it like the plague.
Good review, Sarah. Yes -- this one was pretty bad, especially the one with the guys wanting to "score" with women who were drunk to the point of being passed out. :-( Even seeing them get there comeuppance wasn't enough to redeem this mess.ReplyDelete